1. Today my co-worker was short/projecting on me even though I did nothing wrong. I told her to fuck off and then imagined punching her in her fat fucking mouth!
2. I was exempted from my micro final tonight because I had a 97% in the class. I had to show up for attendance, and my instructor asked me to take the test anyway, for curiosity's sake. I was curious, too, and I took it. A fair test. Did not study but totally nailed it.
3. Came home and banged myself out once with the new beast while sniffing Jason's shirt that he left here, that smells like him.
Answer: #1 is a half-truth. I didn't tell my co-worker to fuck off, even though that would be a totally justified response and one that she definitely deserves and which would be more likely to happen if I didn't go to the gym so much to blow off steam.
In response to #3, cue theme song:
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