Hey, hey, Mr. Postman!

The past 24 hours have been a total jackpot with deliveries!  I love getting mail that is not bills!

I received in the mail:

New hat for winter and Pixies tix for the show at Peabody Opera House in Feb.

Two new pair of faux leather/ veg black boots.  I bought both because I couldn't decide, and then decided to keep both!  They were for a great price, and I had a generous discount from one of my patients, who is a shoe manufacturer.

This print I ordered directly from the artist:

new toy

Well, blue rabbit vibe, we had a great run. Three years is quite amazing, especially since

1. I am super selfish/gluttonous in my lust ;)
and
2. I have not had a regular partner in three years.

Tonight I road my bike to South Grand and went to a sex shop. I purchased the last rabbit style vibe in stock. Technically it is a "bird" but it's the same principle. This thing is an effing beast! It takes four AA batteries!
Thank god I have some lube in the house.

It is made of silicon and is anatomically accurately a cock in that there is a head, shaft, and "veins". I like it. But with anything new, there is a learning curve. I knew exactly how to use the other one, and I loved the vibrate function on it. This one was better for the rotational function. It was longer in length and bigger in girth than my previous. Again, a learning curve. It did get me off quickly, though. It was taking fucking (HA!) forever for me before, but with this new one, I didn't make it halfway through 'Pleasant Screams' before I came.

Carl recommended I make an online dating profile and use this as my profile pic, which would be funny, but that is NOT going to happen.

Patrolwoman

I got some new bras last week. As frustrating it was actually finding the correct size (I've changed a bit since working out but not swimming, at 34DD now), I am pleased with the result. I have received the following comments:

1. DAAAAAAMN! Those tits are on patrol! (this made me laugh SO HARD!)
2. You have some nice St. Louis boobs :P
3. I enjoyed watching your tits bounce at the show. (A text from Matthew at 11:42pm, at which time I was sitting next to him at the bar. Didn't see it/reply until I got home: "I prefer them in your face.")

Now I just need to find some new pants. I am currently on an everquest to find women's jeans that are not skinny/stretch/"distressed"/jeggings. I just want regular pants!

fun flags

Went to Six Flags yesterday with a group of friends. It was a great time! Perfect air temps, great hangs, and met new friends, inclucding VEGANS!!!

Rebecca and I purchased a Flash Pass, and it was totally worth it. I would definitely purchase again.

Batman (girl in the row in front of us puked. We cirlced around to ride again (thanks, flash pass!) and the ride was closed down because of the puke. We saw a worker coming up the exit ramp with a bag of that sawdust stuff!)

Ninja. The first ride where we saw the rest our party. Rob was in line and was making fun of us for having the flash pass, so we made sure to ride in the car he was in line for, thus bumping him back. wiener!

Swings....absolutely terrifying. I kept my eyes closed and tried not to freak the fuck out. White knuckle tight on the chain.

Superman....absolutely terrifying. I dang near hyperventilated on the way up. Then the drop....oh, god! Did I scream!

Mr Freeze...the most bitch ride in the park. Shit is so tight. Jetting out of the tunnel from 0 to 60mph is exhilirating, then not knowing where you are on the tracks, and suddenly, you are pretty much vertical and staring at the ground! We rode twice. The girl operating the ride from the booth was HILARIOUS!

Screamin' Eagle. We screamed the shit outta that ride. Enough said.


Excalibur. First time this ride has been open when I've been at the park. Terrifying. Also pretty brutal. We had just eaten and there was so much centripetal force. But the motion of the ride when you get to the top and are spinning in a circle and seem to be suspended in the air. Pretty neat. I was glad when it was over, though.

Scary Swamp. Best ride, hands down. If I had $300 to blow on a tier three flash pass, I would ride the scary swamp ride over and over all day without ever getting out of my boat. I scored 16750 with the laser gun.

The Boss. SO ROUGH and SO BRUTAL. Different Rebecca and I rode on the flash pass. We chose the very first car. R pretty much just had her arms braced on the front the whole time. We were tossed around like rag dolls. Her breasts dang near came out of her bra!

American Thunder. This was the last ride of the day. The sun was down, the park was very dark, and we could hardly see the track in front of us. That only added to the thrill, though. Jamison and I rode together and we decided to yell "AAAAAMEEEEERICAAAAAA!" on the first hill. It was pretty funny. That particular ride is pretty cool. It is fast and tight. I got thrown around a lot, but the seats are definitely the most cushioned of any of the roller coasters there, so it wasn't too bad. This was the only ride where we saw a camera, and I was screaming, horns up. Pretty badass, but I didn't buy a pic of it.

Anyway, all said and done a nice outing with friends. I was ready to come home and pass the fuck out, though. Too much noise/excitement. Here's all of us minus Rebecca, who is taking the photo:

How do YOU slay?

I've been slayin' weeds to the slayin' sounds of Black Tusk. Now I'm gonna slay on some pizza and that case of beer I bought yesterday on the way home from the gym (purchased while sweaty and still wearing gym clothes...hilarious!)

I also am attempting to root a rose, two lilacs, a Columbine, and two other things I don't know what they are. I transplanted several Iris rhiz this morning. We'll see how this goes. I also have a massive compost pile behind the garage near the dumpster.

I know it's anti-spring right now, but I wish it was spring already if for no other reason that I am curious to see how these plants will do.

going out on a work night

I didn't go to work today. And I feel okay about that. Carl came to visit and saw my new house. We went out to get food/drinks, met up with a bunch of other people, went to the Ballroom for "just one round". Boom! We're still there at last call. OOF!

I went to shadow at a dental office in south county. I got a signed letter from them for 8 hours. I still need 12 more hours combines from two different offices.

Carl got here about 5pm. I was hoping to take him to get tattoos, but he beat me to it! He went before coming over. No big whoop. We headed to Delmar and ate at Pi, which was a nice treat. Then we went to pin-up and met up with Curt and Kuz for two rounds. Then we headed to the Ballroom.

We were so smokey when we got home that we jumped in the shower. No sex, even though I knew he wanted to. He is the third friend who has seen the house, and the first one to see it will all the furniture arranged and artwork up on the walls. It was nice to have a long-time friend over. He left late morning to get back to Chi for 'Hawks opener.

I've missed you, Old Friend

Went on out Ole' Ironsides last night. I hadn't ridden her since last fall. The night was gorgeous. Cut-offs and a jacket, crisp night air, and the familiar scent of Jasmine.

I went to the Ballroom for two rounds and several sessions with South Park, Flintstones, Bass Master. Pub Champion was nowhere to been seen, and Addam's Family was out of order. I'm not very good at pinball, but it was nice to get out of the house for a bit, especially on two wheels.

I'm looking forward to more suitable riding weather.

I came home and a one-woman Bouncing Souls dance party ensued. I also found my Voodoo Donuts pin and put it on my jacket.