new toy

Well, blue rabbit vibe, we had a great run. Three years is quite amazing, especially since

1. I am super selfish/gluttonous in my lust ;)
and
2. I have not had a regular partner in three years.

Tonight I road my bike to South Grand and went to a sex shop. I purchased the last rabbit style vibe in stock. Technically it is a "bird" but it's the same principle. This thing is an effing beast! It takes four AA batteries!
Thank god I have some lube in the house.

It is made of silicon and is anatomically accurately a cock in that there is a head, shaft, and "veins". I like it. But with anything new, there is a learning curve. I knew exactly how to use the other one, and I loved the vibrate function on it. This one was better for the rotational function. It was longer in length and bigger in girth than my previous. Again, a learning curve. It did get me off quickly, though. It was taking fucking (HA!) forever for me before, but with this new one, I didn't make it halfway through 'Pleasant Screams' before I came.

Carl recommended I make an online dating profile and use this as my profile pic, which would be funny, but that is NOT going to happen.