...This morning I packed my gym bag to go to boxing after work. I left my sport bra on my bed, so I went to boxing in my regular, day-to-day bra, aka titties EVERYWHERE!!!!
And the usual instructor was not there. Instead, it was totally smokin' hot substitute named Kyle (who I have seen a few times before, and I'm a total fan!)
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Sunday, August 25, 2013
a first
Today was another first.
I sliced a fresh pineapple. I was so intimidated by slicing one, that I have always bought it either canned or already sliced up in the produce section.
I found slicing it to be very easy and am no longer intimidated by the pineapple. It had a little tag on it with four steps to follow. Probably helped that the knife was super sharp, too.
There was a lot and I put some of it on a homemade pizza.
I sliced a fresh pineapple. I was so intimidated by slicing one, that I have always bought it either canned or already sliced up in the produce section.
I found slicing it to be very easy and am no longer intimidated by the pineapple. It had a little tag on it with four steps to follow. Probably helped that the knife was super sharp, too.
There was a lot and I put some of it on a homemade pizza.
Saturday, August 24, 2013
It IS the heat. It IS the humidity. IT IS THE HUMANITY!!!!!
I haven't been wearing any clothes all day, and it's been awesome. Not even underwear. But I did wrap a towel around me. Before I was naked in my room on my bed. Successful bang out session x 3, now I'm listening to The Queers, scouring craigslist and fantasizing about getting railed by the blonde stud who works at the Tivoli while Jackson masterbates in the corner.
More importantly, trying to find motivation to put on clothes to go buy beer.
More importantly, trying to find motivation to put on clothes to go buy beer.
Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Wednesday
Yesterday was Tuesday, and it was the first day of the fall semester for me. I'm taking Micro this term, and am actually really excited about it. I love science. I love going to school. I love learning!!
The instructor seems super legit. First lab was kinda bogus, though. Bogus in that is was "learning how to use the microscope", which I guess that is the unofficial mandatory first lab for every single science class ever. It was an easy ten points, so whatever. We did make our own mounts with our own cheek cells. Then we viewed them under the oil immersion and could see the bacteria, too! I was pretty sweet.
Then Rumspringer was playing at the Cove. I was super excited for it. A fair number of people there for a Tuesday, especially. Their set was kinda disappointing, though. I don't really like the new record, and they did play some old songs, too. Overall, just meh.
I did take off work this morning because I knew I was going to be up late last night (4:30am!) and probably drunk (yep!). It was so awesome not going in to work until 10am. I need to find a job where that is the regular.
Tonight after work I sold some clothes to a resale shop. I took the cash.....$59!
This blog is a wookie.
The instructor seems super legit. First lab was kinda bogus, though. Bogus in that is was "learning how to use the microscope", which I guess that is the unofficial mandatory first lab for every single science class ever. It was an easy ten points, so whatever. We did make our own mounts with our own cheek cells. Then we viewed them under the oil immersion and could see the bacteria, too! I was pretty sweet.
Then Rumspringer was playing at the Cove. I was super excited for it. A fair number of people there for a Tuesday, especially. Their set was kinda disappointing, though. I don't really like the new record, and they did play some old songs, too. Overall, just meh.
I did take off work this morning because I knew I was going to be up late last night (4:30am!) and probably drunk (yep!). It was so awesome not going in to work until 10am. I need to find a job where that is the regular.
Tonight after work I sold some clothes to a resale shop. I took the cash.....$59!
This blog is a wookie.
Sunday, August 18, 2013
...and I wasn't even in MPLS!!
What a weekend....and I wasn't even at the party in MPLS!!
On Friday, I decided rather late to go to the show in Normal. Got there in time for Elway and Masked Intruder. There was a shit-ton of people there and the sets were totally tour tight as expected, even if the bands were obviously under the influence of EVERYTHING THEY WANTED!!!
The pit was brutal; lots of younger-ish college kids with no knowledge of pit-etiquette. But whatevs. For MI, there were TWO cops on stage. Officer Bradford, of course, and the (deaf/mute) bouncer from the bar. It. Was. So. Awesome. Everyone was fully supportive of him being up on stage, and he even crowd surfed once! The look of sheer joy on his face was priceless. I was pushed out of the side/back, but could still see. Near the end of the set, Officer Bradford hoisted me over his shoulder like a caveman carrying his conquest and walked me through the pit. I was wearing a short skirt and my ass was pretty much at face height of everyone! I'm sure there was a glimpse of blue panties, too. It's funny to me!
After the show, people were hanging out a bit, and I was invited to come back to the motel, too. I got my own room. The party bus with the bands, the bouncer, and several locals pulled up outside about 20 minutes later. Jackson called me, I told him my room number, and we were in the shower and then fucking within 5 minutes. A solid bang-out session, as expected. I came several times again, we put all the towels down to try to not soak the bed we would have to sleep on. Jackson came twice. Passed out around 5am, miraculously. I didn't take any drugs, but I felt like I was speeding balls. I was totally wired and couldn't shut the fuck up! I woke up around 9am, totally wired still. We did it once more, with me coming first on top. Then I sat down on the floor and Jackson stood in front of my. I blew him until he was ready to come, then he ejaculated all over my tits. Without cleaning it off of me, we changed into our swim suits (he only had underwear, and ended up wearing my gym shorts, which was funny because they were so tight and so short), grabbed some breakfast beers I had on ice in the sink, and went down to the pool. The semen was glistening in the sun, which is also funny to me. My intention was to wash it off in the pool, but the water was freezing!! I did splash myself/wash it off with hand, because there was no way I was submerging my body in that cold water! We did eventually wade in up to our waists. Jason came out on the deck and joined us for a smoke.
Drove back to the venue (bands), I went across the street to get a tofu scramble. Then I went back to the venue and had another beer before we all parted ways.
I drove to Chicago and went straight to Ben's house. Vitor and Biddy were there, too, and we sat on the porch drinking High Life and admiring (me) all the cute boyz in cut-off shorts, sleeves ditched, zipping around on their bicycles!
I met up with Booker to get the paintings from him. Shit looks tight. I gave him the three bags of coffee from CR. We talked in his house and also in the street for about 30 minutes, then I had plans to meet up with Roy at New Wave.
I ordered 90 miles and stopped by the liquor store for some beer when I went to pick it up. I ordered a spicy tofu sandwich with grilled onions and peppers and black beans. It was delicious. The bread is amaaaaazing!
Everyone else left to go to the Beat Kitchen for a show, I stayed at home and took a nap. Nick came home after work to take a nap before heading to his show at Quencher's. We talked for several minutes. Roy texted me at 11pm, and I walked to Cole's to meet up with him and his girl and nine of her friends. There were A LOT of weirdos there. By weirdos, I mean hipsters. Full of themselves. Girls who are otherwise probably cute but who wear unflattering clothes. The bands sounded great, though. I did't go into the back room where the stage was but was able to hear it at a nice volume from the front room, where I had a seat at the bar. I was admiring the bartender. A dude named Micky was admiring me. He came up to me, introducted himself, and told me I was the most gorgeous girl in the bar. He liked a Rachel Maddow vibe I was putting out (a compliment, referring to my glasses, hairstyle, and jawline). I was pretty chilled out at the bar. I had like five beers at the house before I left, then two at the bar, and some smoke went around. I didn't indulge, but I did get a little contact high and was super chilled out. It was nice. There was absolutely no stress in my body whatsoever. It was very zen.
Two of Angie's friends were fucking wasted, and Roy drove them home. I walked back to Ben's house, where five us stayed up hanging out. I went to Ben's room to sleep for a bit, then a few hours later, he came and woke me up. I was to go sleep out in the living room because he had a girl with him....no problem. There were four of us on all the couches and floor in the front room. Thank fuck no one was snoring! I think I heard Nick stumble in late late late, but I also don't know. I woke originally at like 7am. I knew Booker was already awake and I texted him about meeting up for Handlebar.
We met up at 1020am. I had arrived at 10am and ordered a Tecate. Book was glad to see I was back on the sauce. (Hahahaha! Me, too!) I ordered another beer and a vegan sloppy joe. It was delicious. TVP base with slaw, served on sourdough. Collard greens for the side. We hung our for about an hour, then I drove home.
An excellent weekend. I have that special mental easiness that results from the sheer exhaustion of a weekend bender. And I'm off work tomorrow, too!!!!
On Friday, I decided rather late to go to the show in Normal. Got there in time for Elway and Masked Intruder. There was a shit-ton of people there and the sets were totally tour tight as expected, even if the bands were obviously under the influence of EVERYTHING THEY WANTED!!!
The pit was brutal; lots of younger-ish college kids with no knowledge of pit-etiquette. But whatevs. For MI, there were TWO cops on stage. Officer Bradford, of course, and the (deaf/mute) bouncer from the bar. It. Was. So. Awesome. Everyone was fully supportive of him being up on stage, and he even crowd surfed once! The look of sheer joy on his face was priceless. I was pushed out of the side/back, but could still see. Near the end of the set, Officer Bradford hoisted me over his shoulder like a caveman carrying his conquest and walked me through the pit. I was wearing a short skirt and my ass was pretty much at face height of everyone! I'm sure there was a glimpse of blue panties, too. It's funny to me!
After the show, people were hanging out a bit, and I was invited to come back to the motel, too. I got my own room. The party bus with the bands, the bouncer, and several locals pulled up outside about 20 minutes later. Jackson called me, I told him my room number, and we were in the shower and then fucking within 5 minutes. A solid bang-out session, as expected. I came several times again, we put all the towels down to try to not soak the bed we would have to sleep on. Jackson came twice. Passed out around 5am, miraculously. I didn't take any drugs, but I felt like I was speeding balls. I was totally wired and couldn't shut the fuck up! I woke up around 9am, totally wired still. We did it once more, with me coming first on top. Then I sat down on the floor and Jackson stood in front of my. I blew him until he was ready to come, then he ejaculated all over my tits. Without cleaning it off of me, we changed into our swim suits (he only had underwear, and ended up wearing my gym shorts, which was funny because they were so tight and so short), grabbed some breakfast beers I had on ice in the sink, and went down to the pool. The semen was glistening in the sun, which is also funny to me. My intention was to wash it off in the pool, but the water was freezing!! I did splash myself/wash it off with hand, because there was no way I was submerging my body in that cold water! We did eventually wade in up to our waists. Jason came out on the deck and joined us for a smoke.
Drove back to the venue (bands), I went across the street to get a tofu scramble. Then I went back to the venue and had another beer before we all parted ways.
I drove to Chicago and went straight to Ben's house. Vitor and Biddy were there, too, and we sat on the porch drinking High Life and admiring (me) all the cute boyz in cut-off shorts, sleeves ditched, zipping around on their bicycles!
I met up with Booker to get the paintings from him. Shit looks tight. I gave him the three bags of coffee from CR. We talked in his house and also in the street for about 30 minutes, then I had plans to meet up with Roy at New Wave.
I ordered 90 miles and stopped by the liquor store for some beer when I went to pick it up. I ordered a spicy tofu sandwich with grilled onions and peppers and black beans. It was delicious. The bread is amaaaaazing!
Everyone else left to go to the Beat Kitchen for a show, I stayed at home and took a nap. Nick came home after work to take a nap before heading to his show at Quencher's. We talked for several minutes. Roy texted me at 11pm, and I walked to Cole's to meet up with him and his girl and nine of her friends. There were A LOT of weirdos there. By weirdos, I mean hipsters. Full of themselves. Girls who are otherwise probably cute but who wear unflattering clothes. The bands sounded great, though. I did't go into the back room where the stage was but was able to hear it at a nice volume from the front room, where I had a seat at the bar. I was admiring the bartender. A dude named Micky was admiring me. He came up to me, introducted himself, and told me I was the most gorgeous girl in the bar. He liked a Rachel Maddow vibe I was putting out (a compliment, referring to my glasses, hairstyle, and jawline). I was pretty chilled out at the bar. I had like five beers at the house before I left, then two at the bar, and some smoke went around. I didn't indulge, but I did get a little contact high and was super chilled out. It was nice. There was absolutely no stress in my body whatsoever. It was very zen.
Two of Angie's friends were fucking wasted, and Roy drove them home. I walked back to Ben's house, where five us stayed up hanging out. I went to Ben's room to sleep for a bit, then a few hours later, he came and woke me up. I was to go sleep out in the living room because he had a girl with him....no problem. There were four of us on all the couches and floor in the front room. Thank fuck no one was snoring! I think I heard Nick stumble in late late late, but I also don't know. I woke originally at like 7am. I knew Booker was already awake and I texted him about meeting up for Handlebar.
We met up at 1020am. I had arrived at 10am and ordered a Tecate. Book was glad to see I was back on the sauce. (Hahahaha! Me, too!) I ordered another beer and a vegan sloppy joe. It was delicious. TVP base with slaw, served on sourdough. Collard greens for the side. We hung our for about an hour, then I drove home.
An excellent weekend. I have that special mental easiness that results from the sheer exhaustion of a weekend bender. And I'm off work tomorrow, too!!!!
Tuesday, August 13, 2013
new haircut
Got my hair cut tonight. It's the same asymmetrical style as I've had for the past year and a half, which I like. I have been parting it on the other side, though.
Sunday, August 11, 2013
AK13
I watched Anna Karenina again tonight, the 2013 one. I am going on record here that it is a top 5 for me. I figured I would like it because it is from the same team who did Pride & Prejudice, which is also a top 5 for me. KK is my girl!! I will admit that when I saw the trailer, I was somewhat suspicious about the casting decision for Vronsky, but ATJ was excellent. In fact, he was mesmorizing. The way he moved on the screen...I didn't want to take my eyes off it!
I loved the look of the film, too. From the theater set to the costuming/styling. Excellently executed.
I think when I take the DVD back to the store tomorrow, I am going to buy it. Because I will definitely watch it again.
I loved the look of the film, too. From the theater set to the costuming/styling. Excellently executed.
I think when I take the DVD back to the store tomorrow, I am going to buy it. Because I will definitely watch it again.
Saturday, August 10, 2013
productive at being non-productive
Productive Saturday.
Cleaned the house.
Went to Penzy's and bought some sweet curry and 4oz of parsely. Ashley hooked it up with some cinnamon.
Went the hardware store and purchased two hooks and some chain to hang to stained glass.
Went to the video store and signed up. Received 50% discount on first two rentals.
Went to the fabric store and was overwhelmed with the amount of fabric available to purchase to sew curtains.
Went to the library, returned two I read, checked out one new one.
Came home and watched one of the movies.
Successful bang out sesh.
Made dinner, watered the flowers, and watched the second movie.
Rumspringer on the Spotify.
Here I am.
Cleaned the house.
Went to Penzy's and bought some sweet curry and 4oz of parsely. Ashley hooked it up with some cinnamon.
Went the hardware store and purchased two hooks and some chain to hang to stained glass.
Went to the video store and signed up. Received 50% discount on first two rentals.
Went to the fabric store and was overwhelmed with the amount of fabric available to purchase to sew curtains.
Went to the library, returned two I read, checked out one new one.
Came home and watched one of the movies.
Successful bang out sesh.
Made dinner, watered the flowers, and watched the second movie.
Rumspringer on the Spotify.
Here I am.
Wednesday, August 7, 2013
so much for that
So, last Friday I went to box and one of the trainers I had not seen in probably.....six months.....was back. We said hello to each other, then he commented that I looked like I had slimmed up a bit.
I was exceptionally flattered to hear this and started smiling!
Then tonight, I went to Granny-panties house and we ate a whole (vegan) pizza, a bag of vegetable chips, and I ate a piece of Chicago Diner chocolate cake.
So...so much for the slimmed up a bit part, huh?! HAAAAHAHAHA!
I was exceptionally flattered to hear this and started smiling!
Then tonight, I went to Granny-panties house and we ate a whole (vegan) pizza, a bag of vegetable chips, and I ate a piece of Chicago Diner chocolate cake.
So...so much for the slimmed up a bit part, huh?! HAAAAHAHAHA!
Tuesday, August 6, 2013
Inquiring minds want to know...
Just in case you, loyal reader, were questioning my maternal instincts, or perceived last thereof:
I got the disk from Debbie today, and these photos were on it:
I got the disk from Debbie today, and these photos were on it:
Sunday, August 4, 2013
humorous in hindsight
I guess at the time I didn't think this was hilarious, but when I told Carl about it yesterday, he was dyyyying laughing!
So, last week, while having sex, the condom came off inside of me. I was straddling the guy and couldn't crane my neck that far to see, so he said, "Here....Let me get that." And in one motion, he hooked a finger into my pussy and retrieved the condom a la "clearing the airway" that we were all taught in CPR class.
I guess when I put it that way, it is pretty funny.
So, last week, while having sex, the condom came off inside of me. I was straddling the guy and couldn't crane my neck that far to see, so he said, "Here....Let me get that." And in one motion, he hooked a finger into my pussy and retrieved the condom a la "clearing the airway" that we were all taught in CPR class.
I guess when I put it that way, it is pretty funny.
Thursday, August 1, 2013
influenced
PWI - Purchasing While Intoxicated!
Sometimes I get drunk by 9pm on a Wednesday, then on Thursday, I realize that I bought plane tix to San Diego!
It is gonna be SO BITCH!
Sometimes I get drunk by 9pm on a Wednesday, then on Thursday, I realize that I bought plane tix to San Diego!
It is gonna be SO BITCH!
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