Greetings from 2011!

So I finally got a big girl phone. Went by the tmobile store on the way home from a crazy night of boozing, making out by the river, peeing under the Eads Bridge, jamming out to Wugazi and Dude Ranch in the backseat of my new car. I rolled into the store smelling like beer and cigarettes, a mysterious stain on my pant leg, my old phone wet and sticky with alcohol, the screen smashed and unreadable. I wouldn't have it any other way.